Tell me I’m pretty and I don’t have to go to work tomorrow 💀💀💀
The best person in my life, the greatest friend I’ve ever had, my platonic life partner. Come back to me.
True life- I’m kind of a guy. This is pretty close to accurate, honestly.
(Source: c0ntemplations, via slutwhat)
(Source: illescent, via myoldh3art)
(Source: tearsdisorders, via myoldh3art)
nobody’s gonna love me…i do.
(Source: wienerlicious, via neuro-lust)
I’m absolutely certain that boys from my past have a radar that allows them to know that I’m happy with someone that isn’t them.
Either that, or I have the worst relationship karma on the planet.