Look Mom, I’m on TV. Casually sitting in the front row at a Caps preseason game with @scenesofmadness.

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"I don’t understand bisexuality, I don’t think it exists"

well I don’t understand physics but you don’t see me floating off into space because gravity no longer applies to me

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I need a make out session so intense that I forget all my problems and possibly my name.

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"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone

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I write sins not cosines or tangents

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i ship my ex and her girlfriend pretty hard.
i’m glad that someone who is so important to me found someone who fits her better than i ever did and i’m super happy as long as she’s happy.

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Sometimes, you have to ride around on your best friend’s shoulders. @frenzyofdeceit, you’re ridiculous. Never change.

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This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE

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sleepy boys are the best because they have cute messed up hair and squishy tired cheeks and little droopy eyes and are at their most vulnerable making it easier to kill them

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